How to serve Goddess Luna

1. Always be respectful, patient, and faithful.

2. When first approaching The Goddess, bear in mind you are joining a legion of followers and worshippers, so try to stand out in the crowd. Be original, funny, and witty.

3. Be honest and open about the things you can offer, think it through really well before opening your mouth, and don't make promises you cannot keep. Bottom line: don't be a timewaster!

4. Be a man, not a boy. Stand by the things you promise and never go back on your word. If needed, read item no. 3 once again.

5. Never ever negotiate the tribute. Remember: by allowing you to tribute to Her, it is The Goddess who is doing you a favor, not the only way around. This is the proper world order.

6. Adjust your daily routine according to Her schedule and needs. After all, none of your past life matters anymore, it has just begun getting purpose. If any emergencies occur in your schedule, apologize for the inconvenience and make sure you let Her know.

7. Never get pushy or needy. Common sense item, that does not apply only in your relationship with Her, but to the rest of the world as well. You're not the center of the universe.

8. Speak only when spoken to. Once you will get in Her good graces, you will be awarded more freedom of speech.

9. Always thank for the honor provided by being allowed to serve Her, satisfy Her needs and fulfill the expectations and fantasies of Her kinky and divine mind. By: Buster the puppy